Turkey Meat/Veg Loaf

feat
/fēt/
Noun
An achievement that requires great courage, skill, or strength.
Synonyms
exploit - deed - achievement - performance

When I got my first pull up in February/March, I was ecstatic. I thought of a pull up as a unicorn that I would never see. When I walked into Crossfit Strom for the first time I never thought I would be able to accomplish these skills so quickly.  On Monday, June 24th at approximately 5:45 pm, I got a bar muscle up. I'm not going to talk about how excited I am, because I feel very humbled by such a large accomplishment in only a few short months. It was ugly, and I almost knocked my tooth out, but I was able to do two. It never counts unless you do two.

This weekend the McMillans are going to Fredricksburg for a wine tasting weekend extravaganza. I'm super pumped to get away and spend time with the family. I'm sure I will be sporting a red stained smile the entire time, but I couldn't be happier. I've arranged for James and I to drop-in at a box on Saturday because there's no way I'll make it through the weekend without sweating out some of the booze. I really, seriously think that's the only way we made it through the weekend in Cleveland. It's going to be ugly, but will be worth it in the end.

Ingredients
2 lbs of lean ground turkey
1 yellow squash
1 zucchini
1/2 sweet onion
1 jalapeno
Garlic powder
Onion powder
Oregano
Ground Pepper
Parsley

Directions
1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees
2. Dice vegetables to desired thickness. Ours were kinda small, but not super small. Maybe about 1/4 inch.
3. Season meat
4. Mix together
5. Place in a bread pan
5. Bake for about 45 minutes (or until completely cooked)

Note: I did not add egg or coconut flour to this recipe. I decided to try it without those binding ingredients and it turned out just fine. I also forgot to take a picture, but I'll see if I can get a good one of my leftovers. Exciting stuff, huh?

Muscle up #2. Notice how my tongue is out? I'm checking to see if my tooth is still intact. I also look like I just did a few wings (shout out to all my tappers out there). 

This is me being 'Merican. Lisa: just because I don't fish in Houston doesn't mean that I don't sport my fishin' hat. 

Sweet Summer Vacation

va·ca·tion

/vāˈkāSHən/

Noun An extended period of recreation, esp. one spent away from home or in traveling.

Verb Take a vacation: "I was vacationing in Europe with my family".

Synonyms noun. holiday - recess - leave - holidays verb. holiday

Hello, sweet summer vacation, I missed you.Of course it's not a traditional teacher vacation because I'm teaching summer school, but anyone who knows me knows that this is a good thing. I'm not a good relaxer for long periods of time. After a week or two I become extremely bored and an alcoholic (of course I use that term loosely... well, sorta). Let's be real, it only takes about two full days before I start to spiral out of control.

Anyway, I've decided to share with you my favorite summer time foods. Get excited.

Homemade Almost Pickles

Ingredients
1-2 cucumbers
3-5 onion slices
1 cubed or sliced tomato
1/2 cup of vinegar (last time I used apple cider, but I have used white and red wine)
3/4 cup of water
Salt
Pepper
Fresh dill (I only add this if I have some leftover from another recipe)

Directions
1. Slice vegetables to your desired thickness. I usually like mine about half an inch thick..
2. Place vegetables in a glass container or bowl (with lid)
3. Pour vinegar into the dish and add water. At this point you can decide how sour you like your not pickles. I personally like a lot of vinegar.
4. Place in fridge for a few hours
5. Enjoy as a snack

Iced Coffee

Ingredients
Dunkin' Donuts or Trader Joe's coffee
Unsweetened almond milk
Honey/agave
Vanilla extract
Ice cubes

Directions
1. Brew coffee (I usually make an entire pot and then keep it in a thermos in the fridge)
2. Place in refrigerator over night
3. Pour desired about of coffee into a cup
4. Add honey/agave, vanilla, almond milk
5. Pour over ice cubes (I add the ice cubes last because the sweetener doesn't dissolve as much when the coffee is ice could. Something about the solubility of the coffee at a colder temperature, right?

Sun Tea (I haven't made this since I was a kid, but it is one of my all-time fav summer drinks)

Ingredients
Gallon of water
Glass water container
Several Tea Bags
Honey/agave

Directions
1. Fill container with water and add several tea bags
2. Place outside in the sun for the day
3. Refrigerate overnight
4. Add sweetener and enjoy


I swear I had more amazing recipes to share with you, but they've since slipped my mind. Once I remember I'll totally share.

Oh, after several weeks I'm finally back to completing normal WOD's without any back/butt pain. I'm such a happier person when I work out, so this is a very good thing.

Here's James dominating Burpee Madness. I'm off to his very far right trying not to die at this point because this Yankee is not used to working out during Houston's summer months. It was bad. 

Here is the break down in case you ever want to experience this Thai Delight (this is how they posted it on the site so that people would still come. Sneaky, sneaky.)

Minute one: 10 Burpees Minute two: 20 Burpees Minute three: 5 Burpees Minute four: 11 Burpees Minute five: 2 Burpees Minute six: 18 Burpees Minute seven: 6 Burpees Minute eight: 15 Burpees Minute nine: 4 Burpees Minute ten: 8 Burpees Minute eleven: 17 Burpees Minute twelve: 3 Burpees Minute thirteen: 13 Burpees Minute fourteen: 9 Burpees Minute fifteen: 12 Burpees Minute sixteen: 14 Burpees Minute seventeen: 16 Burpees Minute eighteen: 7 Burpees Minute nineteen: 19 Burpees Minute twenty: 1 Burpee

If for any reason that you don't hit the specified # of burpees in the minute you must finish the remaining burpees on the next minute but you can not move on to the next set of burpees, you must wait until the next minute.